It was a dark and stormy night. Ravens croaked from their black abode and one girl in a tall tower turned to her brother and…Hi guys! Inspired by this post I have decided to interview my older brother! He is a college freshman, sarcastic, a LEGO builder, amazing artist, and graphic designer. Everybody, please welcome Justin to On the Wings of a Dream!
Enni: On a scale of 1-10, how would your rate stainless steel?
Justin: You want me to be funny by using a joke about stainless steel? That’s kind of hard. Do you know any good stainless steel?
Enni: Stop! I wanna write it down! Well, how do you rate them?
Justin: Compared to what? What’s a ten and what’s a one?
Enni: One is: AHH I HATE IT, IT STINKS AND IT’S AN ABOMINATION TO THE WORLD. Ten is: AHHH, IT’S BEST THING EVER. WOOHOO, I LOVE IT, IT’S A BLESSING TO THE WORLD. So…
Justin: Uh…I guess like a seven?
Enni: Cool. Um…What’s your favorite number?
Justin: I don’t know.
Enni: What’s your birthdate?
Justin: I feel like I shouldn’t be telling you my birthdate when you’re going to be posting this on your blog.
Enni: Rats! What’s your middle name?
Enni: Yay!! What’s your social security number?
Justin: I have a brain, I’m not going to answer that. I know you’re not supposed to post that – I don’t even know my social security number! Actually, *lightbulb* it’s 123456789.
Enni: *looks suspicious*
Enni: Do you like flowers?
Justin: Flowers are great.
Enni: Then what’s your favorite flower?
Justin: I don’t have a favorite frolower – favorite flower.
Enni: If you could get rid of one allergy, what would it be?
Justin: Mm…probably milk? Cause it’s everywhere.
Enni: Have you ever tried it?
Justin: Yup, it’s awful.
Enni: Are you a hippopotamus?
Justin: Yes. You got me. Wait, is this voting ballot for me? Aw…no wait, it’s for William (our other older brother) Oh, wait, I’m not registered yet, right.
Mom: Justin, you should get registered so that you can tell us who to vote for.
Justin: I think that you should research so that you can tell me who to vote for.
Mom: That’s easy! I just vote for every Republican.
Justin: But-but that’s not smart.
Mom: I know!
I told him before we started to be funny, so do you think that he succeeded? 😀 I think so!